Monday, 1 February 2016
Not only is this the last IJS Radio Top Ten of this month, it's the last one we'll ever do. To add to the casualties of January, Live365 is dead and has taken IJS Radio with it into the ravine of doom. At least we went out with a chart we can all be proud of:
Saturday, 2 January 2016
Word has got back to me that you have so far done nothing of any value in 2016. I didn't install those tiny cameras in your home in order to view such lethargy. I'll be watching you closely, because by the end of 2016 when we retire to the secret underground base having poisoned the planet's atmosphere, I need people I can rely on to walk around in beige jumpsuits and shoot inaccurately at intruders. Get your act together.
Monday, 28 December 2015
Well, this is now dangerously close to the new year. Had I delayed posting any longer it would have been ILLEGAL for me to write this and ILLEGAL for you to read it. Thank goodness then that there has been a gap in real life to complete this post.
You would have thought with advances in technology we could have complexly dispensed with real life by now. I'm sure someone is working on it, and Apple will eventually nab the idea and repackage it in a lovely shiny box, perhaps in shoe form. Phones, glasses, watches; shoes really are the last accessory left for digital lifestyle nonsense.
Tuesday, 1 December 2015
It's the most wonderful time of the year. That's what some people like to sing in a 1950s style voice. I'm not convinced, myself. So here in a BONUS CHART, because December is - and I can't dispute this - the month for charts, are periods of time that are full of more wonder:
Thursday, 1 October 2015
Now it's official! It has been published in the media. Idiot Joy Show has just released the entry price: £5.99 to keep the subscription of your status to be set to "private". If you paste this message on your page, it will be offered free (I said paste not share) if not tomorrow, all your posts can become public. Even the messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. After all, it does not cost anything for a simple copy and paste