Thursday, 1 October 2015
Now it's official! It has been published in the media. Idiot Joy Show has just released the entry price: £5.99 to keep the subscription of your status to be set to "private". If you paste this message on your page, it will be offered free (I said paste not share) if not tomorrow, all your posts can become public. Even the messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. After all, it does not cost anything for a simple copy and paste
Wednesday, 2 September 2015
Sunday, 2 August 2015
I'm finding it really hard to write once a month on IJS these days. As imagination withers with age and alcohol, it's so tricky to think of ludicrous scenarios to note down. They say you become more right wing as you get older, which perhaps explains the reduction in ability to think of whimsical scenarios that previously came easily.
Wednesday, 1 July 2015
Good day stout yeomen! I'm reading a lot of medieval history at the moment and am taken by the friendly politeness in the communication of those times. You could be communicating with your fiercest rival - which seems to normally be the king of France - but you'll do it with a pleasantness that belies the fact that your prime reason for existing is to hack off his head and usurp his lands and/or throne.
Monday, 1 June 2015
Presidential news! I am pleased to announce your new president of IJS Radio: Mr Sepp Blatter. Only kidding. IJS Radio is whatever the polar opposite is of lucrative, and no one here even knows how to spell the word brybe.
When I say no one hear, I mean me. For I continue to be your Chief Idiot Officer. Having started in this role back when cavemen were throwing spears at velociraptors, and immovable from this post right up to when the universe explodes over your mum. I'll always be with you. At least, certainly since the advent of pinhole cameras has made this a lot easier.
Friday, 1 May 2015
Good day to you. Or should I say, good MAY to you. Haha, I don't know where I get this talent from, it just comes to me. And as such, I would like to remind you about IJS Radio. It is becoming increasingly apparent that some of you are just READING these updates without LISTENING to the station.
Wednesday, 1 April 2015
I bet you're expecting some daft whimsy and made-up facts, once again. Well I'm done with that. From this month, the IJS Radio Charts update will consist of nothing but facts. The reason? Britain's politicians are three days into campaigning ahead of May's general election. These three days have already exceeded the nation's quota of blatant lying, disingenuous statements, and "over firm denials" for 2015.
My hands are tied, I'm afraid. Hopefully, this rebranding to interesting, factual information may make this space more like Q.I. But less smug, obviously. So, here are the factually accurate IJS Radio Charts for the last month. Vote for common sense. Vote IJS Radio: